I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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