tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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