actually, I'm a sock model
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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