There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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