I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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