i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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