Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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