Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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