that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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