I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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