A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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