Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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