brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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