You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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