There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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