READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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