Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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