i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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