My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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