Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I bet he comes in French.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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