2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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