Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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