i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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