Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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