I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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