I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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