I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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