he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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