THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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