i already hear my dad disowning me
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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