Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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