no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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