I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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