Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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