all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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