I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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