I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
How naked do you want me to be?
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