There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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