I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
