Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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