What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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