so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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