doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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