I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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