its not stalking. its research.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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