Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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