it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
