yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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