I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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