Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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