you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I want a musical about memes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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