I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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