their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We had to coat check the pizza.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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